Social media is full of these authoritarian shitheads." --Spatula "Metaphysics isn't some bullshit high-handed weasel word you get to throw out to sound 'above it.' People are fucking dying and if you want to play at 'metaphysics' then I and a host of other disabled, neurodivergent, LGBTQIA, BIPOC, and Elon Casino feminist philosophers will be more than happy to give you a detailed breakdown of the metaphysical groundings of liberatory justice." --Technoccult "But none dare call it post hoc ergo propter hoc? Then, amidst a swirling cloud of mangled neurons, they will insist that ackshually you're in a cult. There's kids in China, starving for your job." --Jabber "There are men nowadays who cannot distinguish between the truth and the last thing they happen to have read." --Oscar Wilde "We had to close the door, it was Vanilla Ice time." --J-B- "Heroes without pants? Yes, it would have been nice to have had at least one candidate whom no one had accused of sexual assault - but you had to be deeply comforted that one of the candidates had been accused of literally dozens more sexual assaults than the other one. It was not one of my proud and shining moments." --Alton Brown "'Louis!