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Of course it's not her fault. It's just events, dear boy, events. She couldn't have anticipated such a catastrophe. But surely there's no way the show can be broadcast while her neighbouring hillsides are still smouldering, and when its level of simpering smugness and general self-congratulatory superiority (if the trailer is anything to go by) is so acute.

I may not be the couple's biggest fan, but even I cannot deny they have stepped up to the plate faster and more effectively than other A-listers, many of whom seem preoccupied with protecting their own patches and ensuring the luxury to which they have become accustomed is maintained.

Quite tricky to be seen Marie-Antoinetting - putting frilly lids on jam jars and making ladybird petits-fours in a stunning mansion with a lush foliage backdrop - while, in real life, people pick over the molten debris of their lives.

In a funny kind of a way, though, this could be a PR blessing for the estranged royals. Because if I were advising Harry and Meghan how to rehabilitate their somewhat tarnished image, the last thing I would have advocated is a sycophantic smug-fest which, in essence, rubs everyone's noses in their lavish lifestyle.

The Sussexes could have easily joined them, remaining safe in their Montecito compound 90 miles away. Instead, they've been handing out food parcels at an evacuation centre, meeting rescue teams and visiting burnt-out houses, doing their best to comfort those who have lost their homes.

Stories of stars holed up in £1,000-a-night hotels, sipping cocktails while Hollywood burns and summoning Pilates instructors and injectables - from Botox to Ozempic - to their suites contrast with the fate of ordinary Angelinos, Mtrc.Co.kr casting Tinseltown's elite in a very unflattering light.